Boy, am I going to be in some serious trouble. The last thing I told my wife when she went out shopping was that I had everything under control. What's so difficult about prepping dinner for our families? Plus, the only thing I'm in charge of is the main course. It's just a turkey. You preheat the oven, cook it forever, carve, and eat. It's not a very complicated process. Sure, you can fancy it up with stuffing and/or gravy, but I haven't even gotten that far yet. I can't find the turkey. She said to just pick one up from the supermarket, but then you have this giant frozen bird that doesn't even fit in your freezer. Plus, you have to account for thawing time and all that stuff. I figured it would just be easier to stop by my local game preserve. Then, you don't even need to thaw. You just take one whack with an axe and you're good to go. Well, I guess you have to pluck some feathers, too, but again, I'm ahead of myself. I left it right on the kitchen table. This is really embarrassing. Can you help?
I Know I Left It Somewhere Around Here
Boy, am I going to be in some serious trouble. The last thing I told my wife when she went out shopping was that I had everything under control. What's so difficult about prepping dinner for our families? Plus, the only thing I'm in charge of is the main course. It's just a turkey. You preheat the oven, cook it forever, carve, and eat. It's not a very complicated process. Sure, you can fancy it up with stuffing and/or gravy, but I haven't even gotten that far yet. I can't find the turkey. She said to just pick one up from the supermarket, but then you have this giant frozen bird that doesn't even fit in your freezer. Plus, you have to account for thawing time and all that stuff. I figured it would just be easier to stop by my local game preserve. Then, you don't even need to thaw. You just take one whack with an axe and you're good to go. Well, I guess you have to pluck some feathers, too, but again, I'm ahead of myself. I left it right on the kitchen table. This is really embarrassing. Can you help?
